I claimed a hangover day today after spending
most of all of yesterday in bed, so me and Sunshine decided to hit the cinema. We went to see The Avengers, and it was gooood. I absolutely loved it, and I have now spent the past half hour googling the characters. Iron Man must be the most epic person slash superhero there ever was, and I’m sure Hawkeye would totally beat Katniss Everdeen in the Hunger Games.
The only character I didn’t get was Black Widow, there just didn’t seem to be anything super about her, and that has nothing to do with me wishing I looked like Scarlett Johansson. The only thing she really had going for her was that she was a spy, and that she was one hell of a fighter. James Bond is good at shooting a gun aswell, but no one has ever called him a super hero. I’m just saying. And it annoyed me how she was fighting the bad guys with a bloody hand gun. Thor has his hammer, Captain America has his shield, Hawkeye has his bow and so on. She has a hand gun! With probably no more than 12 bullets, so what is she gonna do when it runs out? Never mind, I keep forgetting it’s a movie; of course she never runs out.
And she wore her hair down the entire movie! I put my hair up just to eat.
My rant is over. It’s not like I needed a female character to look up to anyway, because Robin from How I Met Your Mother was in it! Damn straight, and she was awesome. Me and Sunshine spent the first 10 minutes of the movie telling each other how much we want to be her. And she isn’t even posing as a super hero!
Like a boss.
Gotta go download Iron Man now. And get ready for my DRIVING LESSON tomorrow. Yea, you read that right, so if you hear about any accidents in South London tomorrow, you’ll know who to blame.